RENDER

⚪ Render's logs played peek-a-boo for 45 minutes—invisible in dashboards and ghosting third-party logging providers. The logs have since returned from their meditation retreat, fully resolved. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 12, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Logs unavailable for some services in all regions

// Status page says

May 12 , 20:00 UTC Resolved - Between approximately 19:45 UTC and 20:30 UTC, logs may be unavailable in the Dashboard. For logs that are unavailable, logs were not streamed to third-party logging providers.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.render.com/incidents/v8yxn66g949k

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