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🟡 New Relic's EU monitoring UI decided to practice what it preaches by becoming invisible for 20 minutes. The irony of a monitoring tool that can't monitor itself is *chef's kiss*. Engineers are investigating why their crystal ball stopped working. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
SRE Agent UI Availability Monitor (EU) query result is > 0.0 for 20 minutes on 'SRE Agent UI Unavailable (EU)'
// Status page says
Sep 25 , 02:34 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an issue with New relic UI for EU region
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