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⚪ New Relic's Next Gen Entity Platform in Japan went full amnesia for 9 minutes—customers couldn't see or manage their entities. Turns out the cure for existential dread is just turning it off and back on again. Crisis averted, dignity optional.

⏰ 2h ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

NGEP API internal JP down

// Status page says

Oct 28 , 09:42 UTC Resolved - EndImpact triggered Oct 28 , 09:35 UTC Update - We are investigating an issue in the JP region affecting the Next Gen Entity Platform (NGEP) where some customers may be unable to view or manage entities. Our engineering teams are engaged and are actively working to resolve the issue. Oct 28 , 09:33 UT

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.newrelic.com/incidents/svzfbz2071lk

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