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🟠 New Relic's Salesforce connector decided to ghost its users mid-Monday. Support channels down too, naturally—the irony of a monitoring tool that can't be reached when things burn is *chef's kiss*. They're asking people to submit support tickets... about the support tickets being broken. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Salesforce Service Disruption
// Status page says
Sep 16 , 10:08 UTC Monitoring - If you are experiencing issues and unable to access In-App support, please reach out to our Support team through this form: https://support.newrelic.com/s/contact-new-relic-support-form
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.newrelic.com/incidents/6292c7c1fyyrNewrelic's Greatest Hits
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