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🟠 Linode's fancy enterprise Kubernetes is provisioning nodes that look ready but refuse to actually do anything. It's the infrastructure equivalent of a participation trophy—technically achieved, functionally useless. System components ghosting harder than a bad date. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Oct 20, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Issue in creating new LKE Enterprise cluster across regions.

// Status page says

Oct 20 , 12:34 UTC Update - We are currently investigating an issue affecting the provisioning of new LKE Enterprise (LKE-E) clusters across all regions. Affected clusters may experience nodes that successfully reach a "Ready" state, but system critical components may fail to start properly, preventing workloads from running. Oct 20 , 12:33 UTC Update - We are contin

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.linode.com/incidents/jy76zdym8jb4

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