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🟠 Linode's RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell GPUs decided to ghost deployment requests everywhere. Investigation ongoing, which is corporate speak for 'we're still figuring out what broke'. Your AI training will have to wait. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Emerging Service Issue - GPU Deployment
// Status page says
May 19 , 19:48 UTC Identified - Our team is investigating an emerging service issue affecting GPU provisioning in all regions. At this time deployment of RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell plans in unavailable. We will share additional updates as we have more information.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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