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🟡 Akamai's investigating recently published PHP remote code execution holes (CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619). Quick Deploy apps and parts of the website are currently MIA while they figure out the damage. If you're running vulnerable PHP, congrats on being a walking security audit. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 5d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Customer Security Advisory: PHP Remote Code Execution Vulnerabilities

// Status page says

Oct 21 , 14:44 UTC Investigating - Akamai is aware of the recently published (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) vulnerabilities and our teams are actively investigating its potential impact across our platform and infrastructure. As a part of ongoing mitigation efforts, some Quick Deploy apps, speed test pages, and parts of the website may be unavailable. If you are running a vulnerable version of PHP on a Linode insta

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.linode.com/incidents/wq8zlhk736fk

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