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๐ŸŸ  Atlassian's dynamic duo went silent, leaving automation tasks in the void. They're limping back to life now, but any requests that got submitted during the blackout are goneโ€”like emails to your ex, unread and unacknowledged. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

โฐ Jul 06, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Reliability issues with Jira and Confluence

// Status page says

Jul 6 , 10:04 UTC Monitoring - We have successfully applied the fix and are seeing recovery. Automation capabilities are being restored and should operate normally going forward. Data processing requests submitted during the outage period were not completed due to service unavailability. We continue to monitor the situation and expect full recovery within the next hour. We will provide additional updates in the next one

๐Ÿ”— Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://confluence.status.atlassian.com/incidents/d9dmvhzl0lx4

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๐ŸŸข CONFLUENCE Aug 27, 2026
โšช Jira Cloud, Service Management, and Confluence took an unscheduled geographic vacation across multiple regions. Atlassian's engineers played hide-and-seek with the infrastructure and won. Services are now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
๐ŸŸข CONFLUENCE Jun 12, 2026
๐ŸŸ  Confluence decided to practice its namesake by flowing absolutely nowhere for 4 hours straight. Users got a masterclass in document inaccessibility. The hamster powering it all has since been replaced with a slightly angrier one. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
๐ŸŸข CONFLUENCE May 08, 2026
๐Ÿ”ด Multiple Atlassian services decided to ghost their users after the cloud provider experienced what engineers are calling 'an infrastructure oopsie.' Confluence, Jira, and friends are all caught in the crossfire while Atlassian plays the blame game with their cloud vendor. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
๐ŸŸข CONFLUENCE Apr 14, 2026
๐ŸŸก Confluence's Rovo agents decided to ghost their automation rules, turning "set and forget" into "set and wonder where it went." Atlassian is now playing detective while your workflows contemplate early retirement. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)