CONFLUENCE

🟠 Confluence decided to practice its namesake by flowing absolutely nowhere for 4 hours straight. Users got a masterclass in document inaccessibility. The hamster powering it all has since been replaced with a slightly angrier one. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 12, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Degraded performance with Confluence Cloud

// Status page says

Jun 12 , 11:15 UTC Resolved - On June 12th 2026, between 07:04 UT to 11:06 UTC, some Confluence users may have experienced service disruptions. The issue has now been resolved and the service is operating normally for all affected customers. Jun 12 , 10:29 UTC Identified - Our teams have identified the root cause of this issue and implemented a fix. We are

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://confluence.status.atlassian.com/incidents/6v0066q7rdjx

Confluence's Greatest Hits

🟢 CONFLUENCE Aug 27, 2026

⚪ Jira Cloud, Service Management, and Confluence took an unscheduled geographic vacation across multiple regions. Atlassian's engineers played hide-and-seek with the infrastructure and won. Services are now pretending nothing happened. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CONFLUENCE Jul 06, 2026

🟠 Atlassian's dynamic duo went silent, leaving automation tasks in the void. They're limping back to life now, but any requests that got submitted during the blackout are gone—like emails to your ex, unread and unacknowledged. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CONFLUENCE May 08, 2026

🔴 Multiple Atlassian services decided to ghost their users after the cloud provider experienced what engineers are calling 'an infrastructure oopsie.' Confluence, Jira, and friends are all caught in the crossfire while Atlassian plays the blame game with their cloud vendor. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 CONFLUENCE Apr 14, 2026

🟡 Confluence's Rovo agents decided to ghost their automation rules, turning "set and forget" into "set and wonder where it went." Atlassian is now playing detective while your workflows contemplate early retirement. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)