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🔴 Multiple Atlassian services decided to ghost their users after the cloud provider experienced what engineers are calling 'an infrastructure oopsie.' Confluence, Jira, and friends are all caught in the crossfire while Atlassian plays the blame game with their cloud vendor. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 08, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Multiple Atlassian services are experiencing issues

// Status page says

May 8 , 02:15 UTC Identified - We have identified that the root cause of the issue is related to an infrastructure outage from our public cloud provider. We are working closely with them to mitigate this issue. We will provide further updates when they become available. May 8 , 01:31 UTC Investigating - We are experiencing issues with multiple Atlassian products. Our tea

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://confluence.status.atlassian.com/incidents/h46z9lwflp2s

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