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🟠 CircleCI's m4pro.large got absolutely mugged - macOS jobs were camping out for 40 minutes while Xcode threw a tantrum. Recovery mode engaged, though some versions still trudging through the backlog like they're walking through mud. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 6d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Increased wait times for macOS jobs on m4pro.large

// Status page says

Oct 20 , 17:31 UTC Update - Wait times for macOS jobs on the m4pro.large resource class are recovering. Jobs using Xcode 27.0 are now waiting about ~3.5 minutes on average, down from about ~40 minutes at the peak. Jobs using Xcode 26.6 and 26.4.1 are still working through a backlog, which is clearing. Wait times on m4pro.medium are normal. We will share another update soon as we continue to monitor. Oct 20 ,

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.circleci.com/incidents/rrrvc4lqplb5

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