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🟠 Windows and Android jobs stuck in traffic while GPU resources play dead. Third-party infrastructure provider apparently forgot what 'capacity' means. Team monitoring situation every 30 minutes like anxious parents waiting for test results. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Increased Job Queue Times: Windows, Android, and GPU
// Status page says
Aug 4 , 21:46 UTC Update - Queue times for both Android and Windows jobs continue to be volatile, with sharp swings up and down. This remains related to capacity constraints with our third-party infrastructure provider. Our team will continue to monitor and provide updates at least every 30 minutes. We appreciate your patience. Aug 4 , 21:16 UTC Update - Queue time
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