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🟡 CircleCI's email/password authentication decided to ghost everyone while blaming downstream services. OAuth users living their best life over here. The irony of a CI/CD platform unable to authenticate is *chef's kiss*. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Sign-In Issue Affecting Email/Password Logins
// Status page says
Feb 22 , 17:25 UTC Investigating - We are currently investigating an issue affecting users attempting to log in with email and password credentials. Sign-in via GitHub or Bitbucket OAuth is not affected and remains fully operational. This issue appears to be related to an outage with a downstream authentication provider.
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