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🔴 CircleCI's Mac build infrastructure decided networking was optional. M1/M4 Pro runners are ghosting jobs like they owe money. Infrastructure provider being called, probably on hold listening to smooth jazz. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 31, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Mac jobs failing to start

// Status page says

May 31 , 18:15 UTC Identified - We have identified a network outage that is preventing Mac jobs from starting. This include m4pro.medium and m4pro.large resource types. We are working with our infrastructure provider to restore service. We will update this incident as we work to resolve the issue.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.circleci.com/incidents/t7vt8j14jnbg

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