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🟠 CircleCI's Mac build jobs discovered that network routing is more of a suggestion than a rule. Failures trickling in like a broken faucet while engineers play the classic 'monitor and hope' strategy—apparently the failure rate is trending down, which in tech-speak means 'still happening, just slower.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 25, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Issues with network routing for Mac jobs

// Status page says

Jun 25 , 02:20 UTC Update - We are continuing to monitor. We still observe a low percentage of intermittent failures. The failure rate is trending down as we continue to monitor. We advise customers to contact CircleCI Support if they see a change in degraded services and increased failure rate. Jun 25 , 01:22 UTC Update - We are continuing to monitor for any further

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.circleci.com/incidents/gvysjmkf4ct9

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