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🟠 CircleCI discovered it can't actually talk to GitHub right now, leaving workflows trapped in digital purgatory. Push events are getting rejected like bad pull requests. Manual retries required because apparently automation needed automation. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jul 20, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Errors with GitHub APIs delaying workflows

// Status page says

Jul 20 , 01:24 UTC Update - We are also seeing errors processing push event webhooks due to the upstream API outage. Users may need to retry pipelines for these push events. Jul 20 , 00:35 UTC Identified - We have identified an issue with GitHub API requests that may cause some customers to see workflows stuck in a running state or workflows fail to start.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.circleci.com/incidents/9lvbbbs9l87b

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