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🟠 GitHub's PR system decided to play hide-and-seek with its own infrastructure, but CircleCI's builds keep chugging along like nothing happened. Awkward timing for GitHub to remind everyone why we all have trust issues with APIs. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 06, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

GitHub incident with Pull Requests

// Status page says

May 6 , 17:54 UTC Update - We are continuing to monitor for any further issues. May 6 , 17:54 UTC Monitoring - GitHub is reporting a major incident for degraded pull request availability. This does not impact running CircleCI builds for newly created pull requests or push events.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.circleci.com/incidents/d4gch9k0tcsq

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