BITBUCKET

⚪ Bitbucket went full ghost mode for a hot minute on Jan 7, leaving developers staring at blank screens like their code had filed for divorce. Site's back up now, though someone's definitely getting asked uncomfortable questions in tomorrow's standup. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jan 19, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Unable to reach bitbucket site

// Status page says

Jan 7 , 18:53 UTC Resolved - On Wednesday, January 7, 2026, Bitbucket Cloud experienced a disruption, and services were unavailable to affected users. The issue has now been resolved, and the service is operating normally for all affected customers. Jan 7 , 17:49 UTC Monitoring - The issue has now been resolved, and the service is operating normally for all affected cust

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/bvc0xy1vlfgy

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