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🔴 Multiple Atlassian services went sideways because their cloud provider decided to have an infrastructure meltdown. Turns out 'we have no control over this' is not the reassurance anyone wanted. Watching them blame someone else while their customers suffer is chef's kiss irony. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 08, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Multiple Atlassian services are experiencing issues

// Status page says

May 8 , 02:15 UTC Identified - We have identified that the root cause of the issue is related to an infrastructure outage from our public cloud provider. We are working closely with them to mitigate this issue. We will provide further updates when they become available. May 8 , 01:31 UTC Investigating - We are experiencing issues with multiple Atlassian products. Our tea

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/hpkdy4vmq470

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