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🟡 Bitbucket decided to play hide-and-seek with its users—web interface, Pipelines, the whole gang ghosting. Engineers are 'actively investigating,' which is corporate-speak for 'coffee round four and we still don't know what happened.' Expected update in 30 mins or whenever they find the power cord.

⏰ 44m ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Bitbucket Cloud - Service Disruption

// Status page says

Oct 15 , 10:07 UTC Investigating - We are actively investigating an issue affecting Bitbucket Cloud. Impacted users may experience connection errors, timeouts, or an inability to access the Bitbucket web interface and Pipelines. Our teams are actively investigating the cause to mitigate the impact and restore service as quickly as possible. We will provide our next update within 30 minutes, or sooner if there is

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/mgg6br7xyc6p

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