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🟠 Bitbucket's European region went on an unscheduled sabbatical, leaving some customers wondering if their repos are still there. Engineers found the problem and slapped a band-aid on it—fingers crossed the patient doesn't code again for a few hours. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jan 28, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Disrupted Bitbucket availability in eu-west-1

// Status page says

Jan 28 , 16:49 UTC Monitoring - We received reports of a partial service disruption affecting Bitbucket in eu-west-1 for some customers. We have identified the cause of the issue and our teams have applied mitigations and we are seeing signs of recovery. We'll continue to monitor closely to confirm stability.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/c3yknqk2vt11

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