SUPABASE

🟡 Supabase's project creation, pausing, and restoration features are currently playing dead across four regions. Engineers are 'investigating,' which is tech-speak for 'we're refreshing our beverages and hoping it fixes itself.' Your infrastructure changes are now in a quantum state—both deployed and not deployed simultaneously. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 5d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Project lifecycle operations such as project creation, pausing, and restoration, in all regions

// Status page says

Status: Investigating We are investigating an issue affecting project lifecycle operations such as project creation, pausing, and restoration, in all regions. We’ll provide further updates as more information becomes available. Affected components us-east-1 (Partial outage) eu-west-1 (Partial outage) us-west-1 (Partial outage) ap-southeast-1 (Partial outage)

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.supabase.com//incidents/01M5FHP5PVQBY4NVTBBH9XG0CH

Supabase's Greatest Hits

🟢 SUPABASE 5d ago

🟡 Supabase's Management API is choking harder than a bootcamp student's first deployment. Project creation is gambling, logins are timing out, and the dashboard is having commitment issues. Multiple regions down means this isn't a hiccup, it's a full respiratory event. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SUPABASE 5d ago

🟠 Supabase's European infrastructure briefly forgot basic project management—creating, restoring, and pausing databases all threw errors like they were having an existential crisis. The kill switch got hit, error rates dropped, but some projects are still receiving therapy. Monitoring continues. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SUPABASE Oct 17, 2026

🟠 Someone's upstream provider decided to ghost them, and now Supabase can't spin up projects in ap-northeast-1. Traffic is being redirected to regions that remember how to function. Engineers are refreshing their monitoring dashboards and stress-eating. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 SUPABASE Oct 12, 2026

🟡 Supabase's logging service decided to ghost its own data. Logs are either fashionably late or taking an indefinite sabbatical. The irony of your observability tool becoming unobservable is not lost on anyone. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)