SUPABASE

🟡 Supabase's logging service decided to ghost its own data. Logs are either fashionably late or taking an indefinite sabbatical. The irony of your observability tool becoming unobservable is not lost on anyone.

⏰ 22h ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Log ingestion impaired

// Status page says

Status: Investigating Log ingestion is currently impaired. Logs may be delayed or unavailable. We are investigating the issue and working to restore normal functionality. We will provide further updates as more information becomes available. Affected components Logging & Observability (Degraded performance)

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.supabase.com//incidents/01M4RT1HA64EWGKK2NJJ00Z7M5

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