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🔴 Netlify's infrastructure decided latency was a feature, not a bug. Builds are failing, sites are crawling, and the API is basically a very expensive sleep function. Engineers are 'investigating' which is tech speak for 'frantically Googling their own error logs'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Service disruption for Netlify application, sites, builds & API
// Status page says
Mar 11 , 08:49 UTC Identified - The issue has been identified and we are working on a resolution. Mar 11 , 08:44 UTC Investigating - We are experiencing high latencies in our origin. This may cause high error rates and elevated response times, as well as build failures. We are currently investigating.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
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🔴 Anthropic yanked Claude Fable 5's access like a bouncer removing a rowdy patron. Netlify's AI Gateway now serving 404s instead of AI responses. Turns out 'suspended access' is corporate speak for 'we're taking our ball and going home.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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May 23, 2026
🟡 Netlify's builds are failing faster than a first date with a catfish. GitHub's having issues upstream, so your deploys are stuck in purgatory. Hit retry and pray to the deploy gods while the teams swap blame. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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May 19, 2026
🔴 Netlify's having the kind of day where 'elevated response times' is corporate speak for 'we're moving at glacial speed.' Builds are stalling, sites are blinking in and out like a bad WiFi connection, and apparently nobody told the servers they were supposed to be running things today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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May 11, 2026
🟠 Netlify's build pipeline caught collateral damage from GitHub deciding to take an unscheduled nap. Turns out when your dependency has a bad day, you're invited to the misery party too. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)