NETLIFY

🔴 Netlify's having the kind of day where 'elevated response times' is corporate speak for 'we're moving at glacial speed.' Builds are stalling, sites are blinking in and out like a bad WiFi connection, and apparently nobody told the servers they were supposed to be running things today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 19, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Elevated response times affecting origin services

// Status page says

May 19 , 21:52 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate an ongoing incident causing elevated latency, errors, and intermittent failures across multiple Netlify services. Impact remains broad and includes intermittent site availability issues where some customer sites may be unavailable or returning errors, as well as disruptions to the build pipeline where builds may fail to start or be delayed May 19 , <var

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.netlifystatus.com/incidents/vgjg50pg3346

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