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⚪ Someone else's code decided to take Netlify's agents on an unscheduled vacation. Builds failed, deployments stalled, and somewhere a DevOps engineer is stress-eating. All better now, probably. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Apr 06, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Agent Runners Outage

// Status page says

Apr 6 , 09:30 UTC Resolved - Between 08:50 UTC and 09:41 UTC, Agent Runner experienced an outage caused by an issue with a third-party dependency. Customers may have experienced failures or degraded performance when running agents during this period. The issue has been resolved.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://www.netlifystatus.com/incidents/239yqvxtr2zc

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