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🟠 Linear's bug put agent apps in timeout jail—Cursor, Copilot, and Codex all got mysteriously banned. Fix is rolling out now, which is great news for the robots you've trained to write your code for you. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 02, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Subset of agent app users experiencing access problems

// Status page says

Status: Identified We’ve identified a bug that caused a subset of agent users (including Cursor, GitHub Copilot, and Codex) to become unintentionally suspended. Our team has implemented a fix and deployment is currently underway. We expect affected agent access to be restored shortly. We’ll provide another update once the rollout is complete. Affected components US Region – Integrations (Partial outage) EU Region –

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KJQSGSNF0FHV5DP7DM467GHK

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