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🟡 Linear's having commitment issues with the loading screen. Web, desktop, and API are all ghosting users during startup across US and EU. Engineers are investigating why their own project management tool can't manage to... load.

⏰ 4h ago It's bad spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Problems loading application

// Status page says

Status: Investigating We are aware of an issue affecting functionality across the web and desktop apps during initial startup. A fix is being investigated. We'll keep our status site updated as we work towards a fix. Affected components US Region – Linear application (Partial outage) US Region – Linear API (Partial outage) US Region – Integrations (Partial outage) EU Region – Linear application (Partial o

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01M5Y6CTAA1GYZ9Z7VM4VQHE97

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