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🟠 Linear and Slack are having commitment issues—upstream provider pulled the plug, leaving your automation hanging. Both US and EU regions suffering from what engineers are politely calling 'degraded performance,' which is corporate speak for 'we're watching it fail in real time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Slack integration degraded performance
// Status page says
Status: Identified We’re investigating an incident affecting Linear Asks, Slack, and Slack agent functionality due to an upstream provider issue. Some Slack-related workflows may be delayed or unavailable. We're monitoring the situation and will share updates as soon as possible. Affected components US Region – Linear application (Degraded performance) EU Region – Linear application (Degraded performance) <
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KRKFGCA5G2CWMRC2MR00T2ZVLinear's Greatest Hits
🟢 LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
🟡 Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
🟡 Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
🟡 Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routing—some India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)