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⚪ Linear's background jobs in EU took an unplanned nap from 12:45-13:05 UTC after the autoscaler decided less capacity = more vibes. Apparently nobody told the infrastructure that 'downsizing' doesn't work the same way in tech as it does in HR. All fixed now, assuming it doesn't get ideas again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ May 25, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Resolved - Delayed background processing for some users in EU region

// Status page says

Status: Resolved Task processing in our EU region was briefly delayed from 12:45 to 13:05 UTC after capacity scaled down too far, which slowed some background actions from completing normally. We scaled capacity back up and processing has recovered. Service should now be operating normally. Affected components US Region – Linear API (Operational) US Region – Integrations (Operational) EU Region – Linear applicatio

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KSFN3TVDAWZVGN319RED8DE5

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