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🟡 Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routing—some India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
App not loading for some users in India
// Status page says
Status: Investigating Some users in India may be experiencing difficulties loading Linear in the web and desktop apps. We are investigating the issue and working to mitigate it. Affected components EU Region – Linear application (Partial outage) EU Region – Integrations (Partial outage) EU Region – Linear API (Partial outage)
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https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KWD2KQEMX6WZX233SAM02H4NLinear's Greatest Hits
🟢 LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
🟡 Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
🟡 Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jun 22, 2026
🟡 Linear is having a staring contest with your data and winning. US customers getting the spinning wheel of contemplation while engineers forensically examine what went wrong. Update promised by 17:45 UTC, which in status-page time means 'we're still Googling'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)