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π΄ LINEAR - Missing inbox notifications. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Missing inbox notifications
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Status: Identified Weβve identified an issue affecting user inbox notifications for a number of workspaces. Notifications were incorrectly deleted and will not appear for some users. Weβre actively running a remediation task to restore those notifications now for affected users and will share updates when this job is completed. Affected components US Region β Linear application (Partial outage) EU Region β Linear applic
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https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KMFZGRGZ594YKSFJ2R798ZFRLinear's Greatest Hits
π’ LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
π‘ Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
π‘ Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
π‘ Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
π‘ Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routingβsome India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)