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🔴 Linear went full ghost mode across US and EU—app won't load, users staring at network errors like they're debugging someone else's nightmare. Engineering team frantically googling 'how to make software exist again.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Linear not loading for some users
// Status page says
Status: Investigating We’re investigating an issue causing Linear to fail to load for some users. You may see a network error while opening the app while this is ongoing. We’re working on mitigation and will share another update as soon as we have more information. Affected components US Region – Linear application (Full outage) EU Region – Linear application (Full outage)
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KSQFMDNVAAWDJPNFRTZ1MCG2Linear's Greatest Hits
🟢 LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
🟡 Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
🟡 Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
🟡 Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routing—some India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)