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π Linear decided to test how slowly it could move tasks around. After a rollback that'll definitely haunt someone's commit history, performance is limping back to normal. Integrations are also getting their act together. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Increased latency while using Linear
// Status page says
Status: Monitoring Weβve rolled back a recent change that may have contributed to the slowdown and performance is improving. Weβre keeping a close eye on continued recovery. Affected components US Region β Linear application (Degraded performance) US Region β Integrations (Degraded performance)
π Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KVBWJ7J3EW0QCDPZXC1V61PSLinear's Greatest Hits
π’ LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
π‘ Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
π‘ Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
π‘ Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
π’ LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
π‘ Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routingβsome India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)