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🟡 Linear Agent and SLAs are running slower than a project manager reading requirements. US Region's having a moment where 'fast' became a theoretical concept. Engineering team frantically checking if someone accidentally set everything to milliseconds-per-geological-era. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Delays in SLAs and Linear Agent
// Status page says
Status: Investigating We're are currently investigating some delays in SLAs and Linear Agent. Affected components US Region – Linear application (Partial outage)
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KPP8P51MDZWZ7F87Z6YWRX1TLinear's Greatest Hits
🟢 LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
🟡 Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
🟡 Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
🟡 Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routing—some India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)