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🔴 Linear's email-to-asks pipeline decided emails are overrated. EU and US regions now treat incoming mail like spam folders—bouncing everything with the enthusiasm of a toddler rejecting vegetables. Asks? What asks? They're investigating why their intake system forgot how to intake. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Asks Email Intake failing
// Status page says
Status: Identified We’re continuing to investigate an issue affecting Linear Asks email intake. Emails sent to intake addresses may bounce, and new asks will not be created from email while this is ongoing. We are working to restore email intake functionality and will continue share updates as they become available. Affected components EU Region – Linear application (Full outage) US Region – Linear application (Full outag
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https://linearstatus.com//incidents/01KSQDB4SE0HF41849GMZARW2ALinear's Greatest Hits
🟢 LINEAR
Sep 27, 2026
🟡 Linear's European infrastructure decided to ghost its entire region. The app is fully down while engineers perform archaeological digs through the logs. Thoughts and prayers to anyone's sprint planning today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Aug 13, 2026
🟡 Linear's Codex stopped accepting new sessions because OpenAI's infrastructure decided to take an unscheduled sabbatical. Apparently 'investigating' is tech-speak for 'we're reading the error logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jul 16, 2026
🟡 Linear decided to explore the concept of 'eventual consistency' by making some US customers wait indefinitely. The app's now in that special state between 'working' and 'performance art installation.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 LINEAR
Jun 30, 2026
🟡 Linear's having an existential crisis about regional routing—some India users can't load the app while EU infrastructure takes a nap. Integrations and API equally uncooperative. Engineering team is investigating what appears to be a coordinated refusal to work. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)