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🟡 Krak Card API decided to ghost European and UK users right when they needed it most. Transactions and orders are failing faster than crypto during a bear market. Engineers are frantically checking if they paid the API's electricity bill. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 6d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Krak Card API outage (EEA/UK)

// Status page says

Oct 7 , 04:22 UTC Investigating - We are investigating an issue with Krak Card API (EEA/UK), causing Krak card transactions and Card orders to fail. Users in EEA and UK may be unable to complete card transactions at this time. We are working to resolve the issue and will update as soon as we have more information.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.kraken.com/incidents/yn2b73h2v6p8

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