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🟡 Kraken's Decred deposits ghosted users harder than a failed Tinder date. Withdrawals? Still working like they never met. The asymmetrical chaos we didn't know we needed. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ 4d ago Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Decred (DCR) deposits temporarily unavailable

// Status page says

Oct 9 , 15:18 UTC Investigating - Decred (DCR) deposits are temporarily unavailable. We are investigating and will provide updates as more information becomes available. DCR withdrawals remain available.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.kraken.com/incidents/nd0pnws6w75t

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