JIRA

⚪ JIRA and JSM ghosted users for a bit on Feb 6, then suddenly reappeared claiming everything was fine. Atlassian's version of 'my phone died, sorry' - but for an entire ticketing system. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Feb 07, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Disrupted JIRA and JSM availability

// Status page says

Feb 7 , 05:38 UTC Resolved - On February 6, 2026, JIRA and JSM experienced a disruption, and services were unavailable to affected users. The issue has now been resolved, and the service is operating normally for all affected customers. Feb 7 , 05:28 UTC Monitoring - The issue has now been resolved, and services are operating normally for all affected customers. We will

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://jira-software.status.atlassian.com/incidents/7yg61d3jfpdp

Jira's Greatest Hits

🟢 JIRA Sep 03, 2026

🟡 JIRA decided to ghost US East users mid-afternoon. Turns out distributed systems are like relationships: sometimes one side just stops responding and nobody knows why. Engineers are 'actively investigating' which is corporate for 'we're refreshing our dashboards every 30 seconds and stress-eating snacks.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Sep 01, 2026

⚪ Your tickets spent 7 hours refusing to move between states like they had commitment issues. Atlassian found the root cause, applied the metaphorical duct tape, and declared victory. All your blocked sprints can finally unblock. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Aug 27, 2026

⚪ Jira, Confluence, and Service Management took an unscheduled vacation across multiple regions, leaving teams staring at error pages. Atlassian flipped the switch back on and now pretends nothing happened. Postmortem coming soon, probably written in a very calming font. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Jul 06, 2026

🟠 Atlassian's dynamic duo went full Sleeping Beauty for a bit—automation was napping hard. Fix deployed, recovery underway, though anything submitted during the blackout is now digitally deceased. Full resurrection expected within the hour if the universe cooperates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)