JIRA

⚪ Your tickets spent 7 hours refusing to move between states like they had commitment issues. Atlassian found the root cause, applied the metaphorical duct tape, and declared victory. All your blocked sprints can finally unblock. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 01, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Jira - Work Item transition failures

// Status page says

Sep 1 , 11:44 UTC Resolved - On 1st Sept 2026, between 04:22 UTC to 10:59 UTC, some Jira users may have experienced service disruptions. The issue has now been resolved and the service is operating normally for all the customers. Sep 1 , 10:11 UTC Monitoring - We have identified the root cause of the issue impacting Jira Work Item transitions and have a

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://jira-software.status.atlassian.com/incidents/yntgmb0w71xn

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🟢 JIRA Jun 19, 2026

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