JIRA

⚪ JIRA's create and view issue features took an unscheduled nap, leaving some customers staring at blank screens. The good news: it woke up, apologized, and promised to behave. The better news: nobody actually uses JIRA willingly anyway, so most didn't notice. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jan 19, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Disrupted create and view issue for some customers

// Status page says

Jan 12 , 23:45 UTC Resolved - The service disruption has been fully resolved, and services are now operating normally for all impacted customers. Jan 12 , 19:26 UTC Monitoring - The issue has been resolved and services are now operating normally for all affected customers. We'll continue to monitor closely to confirm stability. Jan 12 , 19:26</v

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://jira-software.status.atlassian.com/incidents/mp71pbt7v1ps

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🟢 JIRA Sep 03, 2026

🟡 JIRA decided to ghost US East users mid-afternoon. Turns out distributed systems are like relationships: sometimes one side just stops responding and nobody knows why. Engineers are 'actively investigating' which is corporate for 'we're refreshing our dashboards every 30 seconds and stress-eating snacks.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Sep 01, 2026

⚪ Your tickets spent 7 hours refusing to move between states like they had commitment issues. Atlassian found the root cause, applied the metaphorical duct tape, and declared victory. All your blocked sprints can finally unblock. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Aug 27, 2026

⚪ Jira, Confluence, and Service Management took an unscheduled vacation across multiple regions, leaving teams staring at error pages. Atlassian flipped the switch back on and now pretends nothing happened. Postmortem coming soon, probably written in a very calming font. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

🟢 JIRA Jul 06, 2026

🟠 Atlassian's dynamic duo went full Sleeping Beauty for a bit—automation was napping hard. Fix deployed, recovery underway, though anything submitted during the blackout is now digitally deceased. Full resurrection expected within the hour if the universe cooperates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)