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🟡 Atlassian's identity service decided to stop recognizing people, breaking OAuth for Jira and Confluence mobile users plus Forge apps. Engineers are investigating—which corporate-speak means they're still figuring out which log file to check first. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
Atlassian platform identity Oauth service disruption
// Status page says
Feb 3 , 10:19 UTC Investigating - Customers utilizing Confluence and Jira Mobile may experience disruptions in OAuth authentication flows. Forge installations and invocations might also be disrupted. Our team is actively investigating the same and we shall keep you informed of the progress within next 60 mins or sooner.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://jira-software.status.atlassian.com/incidents/myckl60jvppkJira's Greatest Hits
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Sep 03, 2026
🟡 JIRA decided to ghost US East users mid-afternoon. Turns out distributed systems are like relationships: sometimes one side just stops responding and nobody knows why. Engineers are 'actively investigating' which is corporate for 'we're refreshing our dashboards every 30 seconds and stress-eating snacks.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Sep 01, 2026
⚪ Your tickets spent 7 hours refusing to move between states like they had commitment issues. Atlassian found the root cause, applied the metaphorical duct tape, and declared victory. All your blocked sprints can finally unblock. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 JIRA
Aug 27, 2026
⚪ Jira, Confluence, and Service Management took an unscheduled vacation across multiple regions, leaving teams staring at error pages. Atlassian flipped the switch back on and now pretends nothing happened. Postmortem coming soon, probably written in a very calming font. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 06, 2026
🟠 Atlassian's dynamic duo went full Sleeping Beauty for a bit—automation was napping hard. Fix deployed, recovery underway, though anything submitted during the blackout is now digitally deceased. Full resurrection expected within the hour if the universe cooperates. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)