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🟠 HubSpot's Salesforce integration decided to file for divorce without notice. Some customers woke up to find their sync gone, replaced only with the promise of 'active investigation'—which is corporate speak for 'we're reading the logs for the first time.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
// The official story
The Salesforce integration is unavailable for some customers
// Status page says
Sep 24 , 10:08 EDT Identified - We have identified an issue with our Salesforce integration. Some customers may find that their integration has been unexpectedly disconnected and is temporarily unavailable in the App Marketplace. We're actively investigating the cause and working to restore full functionality.
🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)
https://status.hubspot.com/incidents/glwb56rj5mhtHubspot's Greatest Hits
🟢 HUBSPOT
Sep 04, 2026
🟠 HubSpot's dashboards went blind after Snowflake decided to take an unscheduled nap across the pond. Your EU data? Currently in a committed relationship with the void. They're promising updates every 30 minutes, which is corporate speak for 'we're refreshing Slack frantically.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
🟢 HUBSPOT
Jul 28, 2026
🟠 HubSpot spent 6 hours losing track of customer events in North America because apparently real-time processing needed a nap. They claim it's fixed, but your automations are still catching up like they're running on dial-up internet. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 23, 2026
🟡 Some HubSpot features decided to ghost their users mid-afternoon. The team is investigating, which apparently means refreshing their coffee and hoping it fixes itself. CRM is the new lottery—you never know what you're getting today. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)
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Jul 22, 2026
🟡 HubSpot's CRM decided to go on strike in Europe, with certain tools ghosting users since 3:21 PM GMT+8. Engineers are frantically searching for the off switch they definitely didn't flip. Promised a full recovery speech within 45 minutes, so stay tuned for the corporate word salad. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)