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🟠 HubSpot's dashboards went blind after Snowflake decided to take an unscheduled nap across the pond. Your EU data? Currently in a committed relationship with the void. They're promising updates every 30 minutes, which is corporate speak for 'we're refreshing Slack frantically.'. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Sep 04, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

HubSpot is experiencing issues in the EU

// Status page says

Sep 4 , 04:24 EDT Identified - HubSpot's reporting service and dashboards are unable to access data hosted in Snowflake in the EU. This is connected with a Snowflake outage described at https://status.snowflake.com/incidents/fl9tkpj8d7hk. We will be back with an update within 30 minutes. The information on this page reflects our understanding of the incident and impact at the time of the update.

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.hubspot.com/incidents/yxsf1xfb0rbc

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