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🟠 Grafana's prod-eu-west-3 logs decided to become read-only exhibits in a museum. Write operations hit a wall faster than a Brexit negotiation, and the engineering team is now playing archaeological dig with their own infrastructure. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 02, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Write outage for logs in prod-eu-west-3

// Status page says

Mar 2 , 08:08 UTC Update - We are now experiencing write outage for logs in prod-eu-west-3. Our Engineering team is aware and currently investigating this. We will provide further updates accordingly. Mar 2 , 07:37 UTC Investigating - We are experiencing increased write latency for logs in prod-eu-west-3. Our Engineering team is aware and currently investigating this. We

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/06fcmn5wn2l2

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