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🟠 Grafana's prod-eu-west-2 decided to do the Schrödinger's outage thing—some dashboards work, others don't, nobody knows which. Third-party provider apparently forgot to pay their bills. Investigators are doing that classic 'we're looking into it' dance while engineers stress-refresh Slack. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jul 15, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Partial Outage in prod-eu-west-2

// Status page says

Jul 15 , 22:38 UTC Update - We are continuing to investigate this issue. Jul 15 , 22:35 UTC Update - We are investigating a broader issue affecting multiple Grafana Cloud products in prod-eu-west-2. This appears to be caused by a third-party provider issue rather than a Loki-specific problem. Impact is currently inconsistent: some components are affected w

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/hcdk41fbltl8

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