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⚪ Update: Synthetic Monitoring: Some Check Creations & Updates Might be Blocked. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 31, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Synthetic Monitoring: Some Check Creations & Updates Might be Blocked.

// Status page says

Mar 31 , 14:01 UTC Identified - Synthetic Monitoring check creation/update for scripted and browser checks might be blocked in the plugin app for some probes. The issue only impacts creating/updating checks from the plugin app. It does not affect checks handled from Terraform or directly to the API. We’ve identified the cause of an issue impacting Synthetic Monitoring. Our team is currently implementing a fix. We’ll provide

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/38wwbz50ggrp

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