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🟠 GRAFANA - Prometheus writes, Synthetic Monitoring in prod-eu-west-3 are degraded. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Mar 25, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Prometheus writes, Synthetic Monitoring in prod-eu-west-3 are degraded

// Status page says

Mar 25 , 07:04 UTC Investigating - We are moving this back to 'Investigating' as we are now observing a substantial drop in successful ingestion and increase in write path errors, and elevated rule evaluation latency and error. Reads are mostly fine. Our Engineering team is actively investigating this and we will provide further updates as our investigation progresses. Mar 24 , 21:23 UTC <

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/gfshj17lxj5z

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