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🟠 K6's metric ingestion decided slow and steady wins the race. Your test results are arriving fashionably late—think of it as fashionable data latency. Engineers are allegedly 'working on fixes' which in incident speak means they found where the hamster stopped running. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jun 26, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

K6 - Test run metrics processing is delayed

// Status page says

Jun 26 , 23:30 UTC Update - We've improved the metric ingestion delay time and are working on additional fixes to bring it down to expected range. Customers can currently expect a delay of 2 to 5 minutes before their test run metrics show up (after starting a test). Jun 26 , 16:33 UTC Update - Update: Changed incident title to "Test run metrics processing is delayed"

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/xvrx99zddm4j

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