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🟡 Grafana's trace writes decided to take the scenic route through molasses. They found the culprit, hit it with a fix, and now they're nervously watching to make sure it doesn't spontaneously combust again. (Auto-resolved: no updates in 24h)

⏰ Jan 21, 2026 Fixed (for now) spotted via status_rss

// The official story

Hosted Traces elevated write latency in prod-us-central-0 region.

// Status page says

Jan 21 , 13:35 UTC Monitoring - The issue was identified and a fix was applied. After applying the fix, latency went down to a regular and expected value. We're currently monitoring the component's health before resolving the incident. Jan 21 , 13:24 UTC Investigating - We're currently investigating an issue with elevated write latency in Hosted Traces prod-us-central-0 re

🔗 Official status page (for the PR-approved version)

https://status.grafana.com/incidents/3ltm2422m1gs

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